…does anyone know what hotcakes actually are?!? If so, can I buy them anywhere? If yes, are they hard to find and that’s why the idiom is “selling like hotcakes” and it’s like a scarcity thing? If no, we gotta like pass a law or something cause then it’s just a meaningless phrase and we cannot afford to bog down our lives with such frivolities? Amirite?

No. No. Don’t say “Google knows” or something smart like that. I would like some engagement here. Discuss.